Monday, September 30, 2013

Jacked To Jesus

Looky here, I'm blogging and stuff. At 4pm, because that's how organized and on top of things I am today. You're welcome, Monday.

A Friday evening dog walk is never complete without a cocktail in hand.

Let's do a quick Sami-style Monday post because everyone likes a quicky, right? Heyyo.

1. I got my hairz did on Friday after work. My roots were beyond offensive and serious action had to be taken.

2. Like I told you all on Friday, I was hungover as fackkk and had zero intentions of having the inevitable glass of wine my hair stylist always tries to feed me. But then I gave in... and had two glasses. Because I'm a glutton for punishment, obviously.

3. Homie gave me some serious Texas hair. I had to race home and tame that beast real fast, it was too much for this Florida gal. Power to you Texans, I sure did feel closer to Jesus for about 30 minutes there.

4. Friday night I was kind of, sort of, awesomely on point in darts. Not to brag or anything. Or actually to brag a lot. Whatevs.

5. Saturday morning was a Gatorade recovery mode kind of morning. Had to get some relaxation and electrolytes in before my Noles played at 3:30.

6. And then I watched my Noles, who had me about to pee my pants a few times but managed to make it out on top. Hallelujer.

7. I chose vodka as my drink of choice Saturday. It was weird and I'm not really sure why I went down that path but I wouldn't mind visiting again.

8. We had some of the best wing in the whole world. Not even joking, I wanted to bathe myself in the garlicy, medium sauce. Omnomnom.

9. Text I got from one of my friends yesterday. My friends just get me, what can I say?

Now let's fast forward through the rest of this work day and kick another Monday right outta here.


  1. September 30, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    I wish my hairdresser gave me wine! So jealous your weather is still nice enough to be by the pool...

    Big Apple, Little Bites

  2. September 30, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    I once went to a fancy place that served wine while I chopped off all my hair. I was so nervous I had to have two glasses before she even started. And then we had a shot right before. That's how you know it's a good salon.

  3. September 30, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    I love the Texan style hair on you!!!

  4. September 30, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    Mmmm I want wings now! Damn you.

  5. September 30, 2013 at 5:21 PM

    I wish my hairdresser gave me wine! Mine just gives water or coffee. Ah vodka an old friend I recently discovered fireball (a new friend) is super good in sprite just saying (I love that it tastes like cinnamon hearts). and jealous of that weather I just had to switch to leggings with dresses...too cold!

  6. September 30, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    I'm definitely ready for Monday to be over, too! Also, I like your hair closer to Jesus! It doesn't look anything like Jersey Shore style, and that is a very important distinction. Although, it doesn't matter because your hair looks good all the time anyway.

  7. September 30, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    Your hair looks great, & vodka is the best drink of choice!!


  8. September 30, 2013 at 5:54 PM

    I love your texas style hair, it looks adorable on you and also that outfit at the top is awesome! Wish I could pull off something like that :)

  9. September 30, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    I'm kind of digging the Texas Whitney. Or should I say, Whitnay y'all.

  10. September 30, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    I need to find a hair dresser that gives me wine - I don't think there are any that do that in my town ha ha!

  11. September 30, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    Now I'm just sad that my hair dresser doesn't give me wine. I had my awful roots taken care of on Friday too and I swear I felt like I was giving a gift to the world because I looked like a straggley gross mess. Oh and p.s. you look like an adorable little boho fashionista in the first picture!

  12. September 30, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    UMMMM i am LOVING that big hair. big hair, don't care.
    way to rock it out and power through that bullshit hangover.

  13. September 30, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    your hairs look soooo good! and mmm wing me.

  14. September 30, 2013 at 7:41 PM

    I think your hair looks really good like that! And I need to find a salon that offers wine, mine only offers cucumber water and herb tea. What?

  15. September 30, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    Goooo vodka!!! Always my drank of choice. :)

  16. September 30, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    I should have been there for all of this. The hangover, the darts, the Gatorade poolside, the football at the bar, the wings. I'm a sad unicorn over here now. Why do we not live in the same state. WHY?!

  17. September 30, 2013 at 9:52 PM

    Wait, you're not a natural blonde?!

  18. September 30, 2013 at 10:39 PM

    I need to find a hairstylist that gives me wine. That is a relationship I can get in to!!!

  19. September 30, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    Honestly? I'm lovin the big Texas hair, but I'm a tried a true Texas Girl " The higher the heels ,the higher the hair, the closer to God" I am super jealous that you get wine at your hair appointments. I guess I could bring my own next time, I mean that's why they invented Tervis Tumblers right?

  20. October 1, 2013 at 12:55 AM

    I wish my hair salon offered wine! But then again, maybe it's a good thing they don't because I'd probably pass out when the shampoo and scalp massage rolled around.

  21. October 1, 2013 at 2:29 AM

    Thrift stores are basically modern art museums- love!

    xo, Hima
    Hima Hearts

  22. October 1, 2013 at 6:26 AM

    I also have hair appointment soon! Cannot wait to get a new look! My roots are horrendous. Think I'm ditching the blonde unfortunately :(
    Slight heart break..

  23. October 1, 2013 at 6:49 AM

    At the salon I work at, we do mimosa Sundays. It just might be the best thing ever.


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