Just kidding, Whit. (I'm not kidding).
Hello! I'm Sarah from Venus Trapped in Mars.
As you know, Whitney went to a little school called Florida State University and I went to a gigantic, popular, world renowned school called THE University of Mother Effing Tennessee. You probably have no idea what Whitney's small school could possibly have in common with the mammoth university I went to. I understand, I really had to rack my brain as well. A few weeks ago, Whitney kindly pointed out that we both hate the Florida Gators.
Last week we were joking about how Whitney should do a blog post about "How to Spot a Gator." Well, since she didn't do that post... guess who is going to? And since Tennessee plays Florida this weekend, finders keepers losers weepers.
1. They're Wearing Jorts.
I hope that ginger has sunscreen on. Nothing worse than a jorts tan line, it makes your denim bikini look turrible.
2. They're a Virgin (who can't drive)
If I had to guess, I would attribute this to the wearing of jorts 24/7.
3. They Look Like They're Inviting You to Play Miss Mary Mack
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack all dressed in black black back with silver buttons buttons buttons. Warning: this can be deceiving. As a lover of Miss Mary Mack, I was disappointed when I got slapped across the face after trying to engage in the popular clapping game with that old lady.
4. They have beautiful blonde locks
Just maybe not all over their head...
5. They're sporting the gator logo in pink
If you read my blog, you won't need any further explanation.
6. They're a killer athlete
7. They're Losing
It's all in good fun, gator fans. I'm sure you think us Vol fans don't have any teeth and we all marry our cousins. Well, he was a second cousin, only missing six teeth and it was just once, thank you very much. Go Big Orange and Go Noles! Let's #backthatazzup (No Gators Allowed)