Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Where Is Taylor Swift?

Am I the only one who's beginning to get concerned with Taylor Swift's recent, what I'm assuming is a, dry spell? Really though, we haven't heard much from her lately which leads me to believe she's managed to scare away 98% of the male population she's come in contact with. Not that I can blame said 98% of the male population, but after that solid run she had going on, you've got to think the girl is probably going through withdraws. 

What is she writing about? 

Does she even have anything other than relationships to write about? 

Perhaps she'll cover the Whitesnake classic, Here I Go Again. Wouldn't be such a bad choice, I feel she could really relate and dive into that one.

Did Timmy Tebow save her?

Is she afraid to leave the house she bought next to the Kennedy's out of sheer embarrassment?

Swifty just wants to know you better (know you better) and, seemingly, no one is interested in getting to know her better anymore. I can't understand why. Actually that's a huge lie, I can definitely pin point a few things that would stray just about anyone away from getting to know her better. I think pretty much everyone with access to the internet can.

Personally, I'd really like her to go back to her whoreish ways. It was pretty entertaining to watch and I got some strange and twisted satisfaction out of researching and plotting which songs off her new albums were for who. See also: I have no life. 

But really, is she taking pointers from my ladies on Sex and the City? Did she get introduced to the Rabbit? Is she pulling a Charlotte and refusing to leave her room and her Rabbit? Where's Miranda and her Rabbintervention?

Maybe her birth control was causing her to gain weight and she wasn't down with that so she decided to slow down?

Taylor, stop it with the baking Carmel Delights. Get out there and be one with those whoreish ways we all have grown to stalk love so much. We miss you and so does the population of male celebrities not getting laid. Come on, I know you've got to be itching to put out another album and, obviously, get laid again.


  1. October 23, 2013 at 9:57 AM

    I seriously wish I was as witty (ha!) as you! I actually saw the other day that she released a new song for some British movie. I found it in this US Weekly article:

    Ponies In Pearls

  2. October 23, 2013 at 10:05 AM

    haha! my thoughts EXACTLY.

    I actually saw on yahoo this morning that she's gone brunette (or at least donned a brunette wig) for a movie. Let's just stop for a second and remember her performance in Valentine's Day & then ask ourselves why in the world this is considered NEWS.

  3. October 23, 2013 at 10:11 AM

    She released a new song yesterday actually. I don't really like it, which is weird for me. Also, she's in an upcoming movie (or two)!

  4. October 23, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    She's hanging out with Lena Dunham and Kelly O. Haven't you heard?

  5. October 23, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    Well the Harry Styles breakup did happen around the same time as the RED release so my guess is we'll be treated to a lot of british pining and hating on the next album!

  6. October 23, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    I've heard she's releasing a new song and is cast in "The Giver." (I wish she wasn't in this movie!) I'm surprised that guys keep wanting to date her after hearing about her string of ex's. Soon enough they'll wise up.


  7. October 23, 2013 at 10:27 AM

    so creepy I was just wondering about her last night and how I haven't heard her songs on the radio anymore. although I have to admit that I really want to be her friend. She grew up in wyomissing, PA? I went to college there for 2 years. We are both PA natives and I think that qualifies us to be besties.

  8. October 23, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    I dig her. Onward and upward!

  9. October 23, 2013 at 10:41 AM

    i know where she is i know where she is!

    She's being doppleganged under this instagram for her on Insta: (SavingLauren). She is a T-Swift TWIN!! I found her on the popular page a week or so ago and I swear its Taylor's long lost twin (in some of the photos at least haha) I also swear I'm not creepy.

    but im with ya...where has she BEEN!

    that facebook convo with joe demi biebs and DYING. LOL DY-ING!!!!

  10. October 23, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    She's been on your so she's been busy but now that her tour is over and it's time to work on her new album she will need to date for inspiration at the very least. Not that I obsessively read all the Taylor news or anything but...I do.

  11. October 23, 2013 at 11:08 AM

    Unfortuantely she's not going anywhere. Last I heard she's doing another movie with her terrible acting skills. Gross.

  12. October 23, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    I'm actually pretty convinced homegirl still has her V-card. That's way she can't hold down a guy- after awhile they get tired of waiting for her to put out. Maybe she really should get with Tebow!

    1. October 23, 2013 at 11:55 AM

      I read an interview by her yeaaaaars ago where she said that there was no possible way for her to be pregnant at that time. A lot of people took it to mean that she was a virgin, which I also think was the case. I don't think that that's the case any longer-- I doubt anyone John Mayer gets his hands on still has their virginity in tact after the relationship ends. Ha!

  • October 23, 2013 at 11:35 AM

    I honestly can't stand this girl. I hope this is her going away forever. Her voice is awful, her face is creepy, she's the biggest trollop in hollywood and no one seems to notice because she's so "cutesy" about it and writes little diary entry songs getting people to feel bad for her. And the Kennedy house thing, creepy. Like, this bitch is really a creep.
    and that is my celebrity rant for the day, thank you. ;)

  • October 23, 2013 at 11:42 AM

    omg!! too funny!! I've missed your whitty-ism ;)

  • October 23, 2013 at 11:58 AM

    hahahaahaa. I used to be a taylor fan, when she was woman scorned. She needs to stop her crying and get back to man hating.

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:02 PM

    LOL.... While I am a fan of good ole Taylor, I found this funny.

    I know you probably weren't looking for a real answer, but I have one and the only reason I know this is because I work in radio. However, she just wrapped up her North American tour (which was sold-out all around). In early to mid 2014, she'll be touring around the world.

    I'm assuming she is still writing and working on her next album (or, at least that is what I have been told). If her pattern of album releases stay true to the past, then she will probably release a new one sometime in late 2014.

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM

    who is this taylor person you speak of? #katyperry

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:19 PM

    I was just reading an InStyle interview with her and it listed all of her former BFs. I thought to myself, 'well geez, that's even more embarrassing when you list them all out like that.'

    Regardless, I love me some TSwift

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:39 PM

    i'm dying. that's all.

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:50 PM

    i know where that T-Swiffer is --- on all the NON-country radio stations, right along with Florida Georgia Line.

    someone PLEASE make it stop!!!!

    --michaela, the believer in keeping music genres separate

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    I think maybe T. Swift needs to date some not-so-famous guys so that everyone doesn't flip out and over publicize her relationships and she can write her breakup songs in peace.

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:56 PM

    I'm seriously dying at that meme.
    She just went there. Brought the Beebs all up in this conversation.

    Ps. I wouldn't mind if she brought T Swizzle back into the picture. "I'm my extra small white tee"
    xo fal •

  • October 23, 2013 at 12:58 PM

    T. Swift is the female gumby.

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:12 PM

    I can't stand her! I hope she stays low and away forever. I'm enjoying it. And no, I don't think she has anything else to write about except for relationships. Her voice is annoying, her songs are dumb, cheesy, annoying, and boring, and she gets on my nerves. That's all I have to say about her.

    xx Courtney

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    RED came on this morning and I was actually wondering the same thing. Come out come out wherever you are!

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    There is nothing i want more than for her to ditch the love/hate songs and just let her hoe flag fly... Ihope she is somewhere re-branding herself..the current taylor is a snooz.

  • October 23, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    As a big TSwift fan (drinking her diet coke as we speak) I miss her very much. Please don't judge me when I ask this, but did she date Tim Tebow?? Have I been living under a rock?

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  • October 23, 2013 at 1:54 PM

    Since, you know, you already hate this shit.


    You're welcome.

  • October 23, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    Guess she's run out of material as no guy wants anything to do with her anymore...can ya really blame them? Ha!

    1. October 23, 2013 at 3:22 PM

      Actually, maybe she'll start playing for the other team and writing songs about women breaking her heart, since she seems to have run out of men.

  • October 23, 2013 at 3:26 PM

    Oh God. "Maybe she'll cover Whitesnake's 'Here I Go Again' " I die!
    That would be amazing! If she ever did that I think I'd fall out! lol
    I still can't stand thinking about her & Harry. Just no.

  • October 23, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    Figuring out who she's talking about in her songs is one of my favorite pastimes. It should be turned into a trivia game.

  • October 23, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    LOL I was wondering this exact thing just the other day. Taylor come baaaaack !!

  • October 23, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    Haha, I did not even realize she was gone but now that you say it - come back Taylor with some new hottie boy toy!

    Sparkles and Shoes

  • October 24, 2013 at 12:43 AM

    What if, she's taking this break and going to come back like batshit crazy Miley Cyrus. Please lord, don't let that happen. Let her just be doing through a dry spell. lol.

  • October 24, 2013 at 9:18 AM

    Now that you mention it, I haven't heard/seen that little lover girl in awhile...

    Maybe she eloped, got pregnant, and now can't show her face...

  • October 24, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    You know what's funny... her music doesn't annoy the shit out of me when she's not annoying the shit out of me as a person! : )

  • October 25, 2013 at 3:58 PM

    haha.. as a daily (unless someone doesn't write on Mondays) reader, I had not seen this.. I.DIE!


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