Monday, October 14, 2013

The Weekend My Death Was Plotted

Oh, Monday. There you are, you sneaky devil. I'm going to try avoiding talking shit about you because I already avoided a massive crisis this morning and I like to think that's the worst thing that'll happen for the rest of the day. I'd also like to think that was the worst thing that'll happen for the rest of the week because, let's just say, I was pretty convinced I was about to be out a job before 9am this morning. Yeah, fun shit. Hashtag sarcasm.

Anyways, I think now is the point of my day where I'm supposed to come talk about my weekend on the webz of the inter. So, let's do that. Except first I just have to show you all this baby picture of bear and I from 2005 because I just die every single time I look at it. And if you follow me on , sorry you're seeing this again. But, lezbihonest, it's so friggen cute, who really minds seeing it again?

Tiniest little babes ever.

So, Friday night I had a, seemingly, delicious dinner at the sushi restaurant by my apartment. I ordered your regular old, safe bet, nothing crazy, Mexican shrimp tempura roll - add cream cheese. It was delicious. So delicious, in fact, I got the pleasure of tasting said sushi twice. Because someone at that sushi restaurant was clearly plotting my death and poisoned the shit out of me, causing me to spend my entire Saturday hugging the living daylights out of my potty. So, here's your big shout out Rangetsu (in Maitland, Florida). You're a bunch of ass holes and I hope no one ever eats your stupid sushi again. Thanks a ton for the food poisoning. Sincerely, I should have barfed on your front door. 

My Saturday night.

PS. Shout out to bear for being the best boyfriend of life and rubbing my back for a solid hour, while bringing me water and taking the greatest care of my ever. Gotta say, having a boyfriend who actually takes care of you when you're sick is pretty damn nice. Hashtag I know I'm being mushy and gross right now. Hashtag not really sorry. 

Sunday we watched football pretty much all day long and it was just glorious. Also, I think I'm finally going to win a week of Fantasy Football, which is much needed considering I'm not only in 10th place, I also haven't won a week since the first effing week. What in the actual eff you see kay? Also, the sunset yesterday was so magical, I was just waiting for a unicorn to fly by. 

And just one more of me and this beardy bear because he just makes me the happiest little unicorn on the face of Jupiter and Earth. Wait, what? Just roll with it. 

That's all I got for you today, Monday. Be good to me. Please and spanks right on the azz. 

See ya on the flip side. 


  1. October 14, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Food Poisoning. What a devil. Glad you're feeling better and that bear helped you out- what a gem!

  2. October 14, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    He gets boyfriend of the year for that one!

  3. October 14, 2013 at 11:09 AM

    Last place here- and haven't won a single game yet!! I have a chance of winning this week...but I'm trying not to be too hopeful.

    And food poisoning is the worst- best boyfriend award for sure for taking care of you.

  4. October 14, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    Guess what? My score this week was 127 and my opponent.. 50. Hehehehe. Eff you sushi. Y'all are too damn cute though.

  5. October 14, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    Food poisoning SUCKS ASS. I've had it three times in the past 4 years and every time I feel like I'm dying. Hope you're feeling better today, Whit!

  6. October 14, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    Ughhhh I'm so sorry you spent your weekend hugging the bowl, I'm sure that felt like death. That reason and that reason only is why I'm deathly afraid of sushi. I've heard waaaay too many food poisoning horror stories. So glad you had someone taking good care of you and I hope you're feeling back to normal now.

  7. October 14, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    are you even for real?

    love it. except for the poisoning. thatsa a bunch of bulllllllllllshit.

  8. October 14, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    oh no!! hope everything is okay with work my darlin'

    love that baby pic of you guys :D who woulda thought years later you are here! together!

    ugh felt so bad for you when you said you were sicK! taht must be THE WORST. But having an amazing man to be at your side makes it a whole lot better!

    speaking of football. YA PATRIOTS!!! Sorry I had to!! hahah

    hope you are almost back to 100%!

  9. October 14, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    If I could, I would like all of those photos of you and Bear boy again!

  10. October 14, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    food poisoning is the worst. i was poisoned this weekend but sadly it wasn't because of food. 2005, love this. so cute.

  11. October 14, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    Kudos to winning FF. I'm currently losing to a girl who forgot to play a QB (all because Cecil Shorts got hurt and Jimmy Graham didn't do jackshit). So there's that.

  12. October 14, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    OH NO! So glad you got rid of that food poisoning. That's the worst! Happy Monday to YOU!

  13. October 14, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    what a guy :)

  14. October 14, 2013 at 12:28 PM

    Ooh. Food poisoning is the worst kind of sick. I've had it once from Chili's. Thought I was going to die in my bedroom floor. I can't even THINK about chicken crispers now without shuddering.
    Cute pictures and glad you're feeling better!

  15. October 14, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    I love all your throwback photos!! Too sweet! So random but rumor has it that when the sky is pink like that it's because Johnny Appleseed is planting apple orchards up there. haha My mother in law told me this nonsense over the weekend so I felt it needed to be shared :)

  16. October 14, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    In my world, combining mexican and sushi is not a "Safe bet"

  17. October 14, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    Ugh food poisoning is the worst! That baby bear picture is the cutest.

  18. October 14, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    You and bear are perfect.
    Side note, I'm totes calling my next boyf bear so when I text him I can use the bear emoji.
    I'm sickening. Whatevs

    xo fal •

  19. October 14, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    If you find a unicorn, please document this. My life will be made.

    Feel better!!

  20. October 14, 2013 at 2:00 PM

    Oh, no! That pretty much happened on our trip to Mexico in March and it blows balls!

  21. October 14, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    OMG--food poisoning is the worst! I actually food poisoned myself last year, and now I pretty much overcook all meat--sorry husband. I remember when I had it I was lying on the floor screaming at my husband that I thought I was about to give birth because my stomach hurt SO much! I literally thought I was going to get to be one of those "I didn't know I was pregnant" shows. NOT FUN. Hope you are feeling better today!

  22. October 14, 2013 at 4:39 PM

    I'm sorry your weekend sucked. At least you and Bear got some quality time?

    xo, Hima
    Hima Hearts

  23. October 14, 2013 at 5:09 PM

    Food poisoning is the worst. I got an awful case of it last year from Steak and Shake where I literally felt like I was dying.

  24. October 14, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    I've been seriously craving sushi.. until just now. Our condo building even has a sushi place in it-- glad you are feeling better. And it's okay to be mushy for awhile.. things are new. I don't hold it against you!

  25. October 14, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    I can't believe you got food poisoning that badly!!! The only time I've had it in recent history (knock on wood) was also at a sushi place. I didn't even eat the sushi! I had a salad! ick. I hope you're feeling better. What a nice bf!

  26. October 14, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    I was thinking about getting sushi for I think I'll try something else now lol I hope you are feeling better! And tell your boo he is awesome for taking care of you!

  27. October 14, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    Awww! No fun! At least Bear was by your side! I absolutely adored the baby picture of you two! So cute!

  28. October 14, 2013 at 10:08 PM

    Aww, I am so glad you finally found a great guy and I hope you are feeling better!

    Sparkles and Shoes

  29. October 15, 2013 at 2:55 AM

    I hate good sushi that's actually bad sushi - ultimate case of bringing your hopes up and then tearing them down...

  30. October 15, 2013 at 9:06 AM

    Im glad you're feeling better--I can only imagine how awful the whole thing was. But super great that you had a good guy there to make you feel better :)

  31. October 15, 2013 at 9:24 AM

    OH lord food poisoning is the worst. I had it when I first got pregnant and after day 5 of the porcelain bus... I finally went to the ER. Although I only puked once and the rest was well... we don't need to go into details but I honestly thought I was dying right then and there. Hope you're feeling better my little love cupcake!

  32. October 16, 2013 at 4:13 PM

    Sorry about the food poison ): Y'all are the cutest couple. Any guy who doesn't gag and run away like a little girl when you're puking is a keeper.


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