Monday, October 21, 2013

Second Is The Best

*Insert obligatory opening paragraph about how much Mondays suck here.*

Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let's chat about something way cooler than Mondays... the weekend. Except for I absolutely sucked at being a blogger and by that I mean that I actually didn't take one mother effing picture the entire weekend. So, that's my bad.

I spent the majority of my weekend with this guy:

Who just makes me the happiest little clammy in the land of all the clammy clams. (Who let the 6 year old write on my blog this morning?)

We watched a shit ton of football, ate like we have the metabolisms of 14 year olds, and drank all of the beer in all of the land. It was glorious until I woke up this morning and realized I think I gained 10 pounds over the weekend and even my yoga pants feel tight. I suppose this is a pretty decent indicator that it's time to lace up and run for the #beersweat again. Le sigh. Getting old is for the birds... whatever that saying actually means. Hopefully it means something negative because that's where I was attempting to go with it.

I'm rambling.

Oh, speaking of football. My Noles.
Suck it, Clemson! (and Gators... who lost... and are now unranked. MUAHAHA. Super suck it, Gators.)

Also, either this picture is an absolutely horrible angle of me or I really need to just go running for 24 hours straight because I look straight fluffy. Then again, it could have been the wings, hotdog, fries, chips, salsa, and god only knows what else I consumed the duration of the day. Let's not forget enough Miller Lite to fuel a frat house. Kind of makes me a little nauseous thinking about it now. Must. Go. Running. #beersweat. #misery.

Speaking of football one more time... I got this text last night from my pal Sarah and then I did the most over the top, out of control, wtf is that white girl doing, happy dance.

Someone just hold me tight and rock me (mama like a wagon wheel) because I just can't even stand the excitement.

Unfortunately that's all I've got for you today. I'll try to be a better blogger this weekend.
Emphasis on try.


  1. October 21, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    Football filled weekends are AMAZING. So glad you had a blast, even if you did gain 10're still beautiful ;)

  2. October 21, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    Whoo hoo! Go 'Noles! So exciting, I could have cried.

  3. October 21, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    I think the BCS made a mistake . . . seeing as our DUCKS have won 7 games and Florida State has only won 6. :)

  4. October 21, 2013 at 10:32 AM

    Your writing just reeks of being in love right now.

  5. October 21, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    Is Bear a Red Sox rooter?!?! he's got the beard going on just like them!! :-) FEAR THE BEARD!

    i wish i still had a 14 yr old's metabolism.

    sounds like you had a successful weekend girly!


  6. October 21, 2013 at 10:37 AM

    No pictures and college football talk. This post sucked. Good thing there's mushy bear talk or I'd tell you to try again.

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  8. October 21, 2013 at 10:52 AM

    Bloggers all need personal photographers following them around and capturing their lives at the perfect angle so monday morning doesn't have to be harder than it already is.

  9. October 21, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    i totally forgot to take pictures of important things this weekend. but that usually means we are having too much fun. not mad about that.

  10. October 21, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Oh, this weekend hurt my Clemson lovin' heart so hard. But I would love to do a 'UF is unranked" dance with you.

  11. October 21, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    I can't even talk about the bcs poll. I'm happy for your noles...but good God what does OSU have to do? I mean we won.

  12. October 21, 2013 at 11:17 AM

    still mad about Oregon dropping. ugh.

  13. October 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    The Noles game was insane! They embarrassed Clemson which I loved! Big win for UCF and FSU this weekend.

    And don't feel bad about your indulgences this weekend, I eat good and workout all week and then the weekend hits and it all goes out the window *sigh* between fried food and booze my body hates me and tries to remind me I'm not in college anymore but I'm not listening :-P

  14. October 21, 2013 at 11:47 AM

    I was pretty stoked about that Gator loss as well. We just moved to Jacksonville and I kept ugly glares as I strutted around doing my errands in my Mizzou attire. Suck it, Gators!! You just let a team that was new to the SEC last year, nowhere near SEC level, whoop yo ass!!!! We just bought a new house and the houses on either sides have Gator flags. I cannot wait to find my Mizzou flag and hang it up. Sucks to suck!

  15. October 21, 2013 at 11:49 AM

    I can't even be happy for anyone who had a good weekend in sports. But the food sounds good and you still look pretty so there's that. And whenever I have people take my picture it's like "NO YOU have to be higher than me and tilt the camera (phone) because that way you won't see my love handles. Ok now take 30 more pictures."

  16. October 21, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    Ohmagosh we were going nuts watching those noles!! And all this with a freshman quarterback?!?! The hubs was giddy and then seeing the Gators go down to our state of MIZ wow, what a Saturday! Top it all off with my oldest's fourth grade mighty mites heading to the superbowl with a 42-0 win on Saturday (one more week of being a cheer mom and dolling her all up on the sidelines!!! Love my life!) it was a fabulous day for football!

  17. October 21, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    I've got Jameis picked for Heisman. He's electric. He's from my town and I swear if/when he wins we'll throw that boy a parade. If it keeps up it'll be us (Bama) and yall in the big game!

  18. October 21, 2013 at 12:25 PM

    bahaha i blogged about that game this morning too. hashtag friends dont let friends wear orange

  19. October 21, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    I am not even discussing football until I get over the Broncos loss. Which may be never. Also love his Woodford Reserve shirt that place is actually only a couple of hours from me.

  20. October 21, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    THANK GOD your Noles won...I hate Clemson with every fiber of my being. And now I'm going to go cry about the Carolina/Tennessee game.

  21. October 21, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Game time for the Miami game was officially announced today......

  22. October 21, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Yo bloggy looks purtyful.. like your face.

  23. October 21, 2013 at 2:35 PM

    Ooooh, shiny new layout! I like, I like!

    I'm technically supposed to root for the PAC-12 and all, but I reeeeeally just don't like Oregon - so I'm happy for you :) Just please root for Stanford in our game vs Oregon in two weeks - we really need all the prayers, good fortune, good luck, wishes, fortune cookies, eyelashes, unicorns, genies, shooting stars, etc. in our arsenal :)

  24. October 21, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    I love your new design!!

  25. October 21, 2013 at 3:54 PM

    We play UCLA next weekend, an acutal ranked team which I don't believe we have done this year, and then will kindly be moving back on up! ;)

  26. October 21, 2013 at 5:15 PM

    It sounds like you had a fun weekend & ate a lot of yummy food!


  27. October 21, 2013 at 5:15 PM

    Bear's beard is epic. E-P-I-C. Please tell him I said that. Okthanksbye.

  28. October 21, 2013 at 5:47 PM

    For the do not look fluffy...and if it makes you feel any better....I REALLY did gain 10 lbs in Mexico...let's hop on the track our

  29. October 21, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    Our Noles are amazing! I wish so much I was still in Tally doing it up at Bulls! Go Noles! #2!!

  30. October 21, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    I love that we've taken our relationship to the next level... I think the next level after that is texting? Holla at ya girl.

  31. October 21, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    And sorry, forgot to actually comment on the post because I just threw myself out there like a frat boy at a bar getting a girls digits.

    1. You do NOT look fluffy
    2. You and Bear are the cutest
    3. I'm ready for some southern tailgating when I get down to the south... EEK.

  32. October 21, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    we fahhhh-lipped with the BCS standings came through. This girl is going to Tallahassee this weekend to watch them pummel NC state, I am overly excited, like way to much.

  33. October 21, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    Say girl, did you do this new blog design? I like it!

  34. October 21, 2013 at 9:31 PM

    Nice new layout Whit! I'm loving that the Gators lost but more so that Alabama is number one!

  35. October 21, 2013 at 11:19 PM

    My Tigers beat your Gators, you're very welcome.

  36. October 22, 2013 at 1:05 AM

    "Who just makes me the happiest little clammy in the land of all the clammy clams. (Who let the 6 year old write on my blog this morning?)" At least you didn't mention unicorns. :P

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  38. October 22, 2013 at 10:18 PM

    Congrats to your team and that sounds like a great weekend to me!

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