Thursday, August 16, 2012

Hairspray is not perfume.

First thing's first,
THANK YOU SO MUCH to those of you who read my post and commented so sweetly yesterday. I am amazed by how supportive and understanding you ladies are and I'm very lucky to have every single one of you here. Thank you, thank you!!

Second... THIS happened last night and oh my lanta, I died.

Still dead. That dance was an instant favorite of all time when it was originally danced by Kayla and Kupono, but this... this got me deep down. Holy shiz. I almost forgot why I was excited the olympics ended... and then I saw So You Think You Can Dance was back on. Icing on the cake - Mia mother effing Michaels night and it did not disappoint!

Did Anyone see my homegirl, Honey Boo Boo, last night? It's no secret I was tuned in to TLC at 10pm last night. I have the wine headache to prove I did and, well, it was completely worth it, as usual. Highlights? The kid thinks Elvis is one of Santa's helpers. Also, she worried that her mother was going to eat her pet pig, Glitzy. I couldn't make this shiz up if I tried.

Here is my fav little redneck and her obnoxious pet pig, Glitzy. 
I really need to redneckonize.

This damn show had your girl drinking wine like it was going out of style. So much so that I woke up with a little wine flu this morning and have foggy brain like a mofo. 

Foggy brain is when you spray this on your neck fully thinking it's perfume. Which I may, or may not, have done while getting ready for work this morning. No, nope, I actually did that. My bad.

Alright, I've babbled enough nonsense today. I'm out!
Happy almost Friday day, loves. 


  1. August 16, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    bahahah this is awesome...

    My dad told me about honey boo boo so I watched an episode while I ate dinner the other night...bad legit made me nauseous haha

    and I dont typically watch dancing shows but that gave me goosebumps!

    Love your blog, as always,

  2. August 16, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    That dance just took my breathe away. Phenomenal. I completely fell asleep before Honey Boo Boo. Watching it as SOON as I get home.

  3. August 16, 2012 at 10:22 AM

    I love So You Think You Can Dance, I wish that I could dance half as well as they can!
    I still haven't watched that Honey Boo Boo show, but everything I hear about it cracks me up! I've seen a few previews and I love how they have to use subtitles so we can understand what they are saying.
    Hope you wake up a little bit today ;D
    Happy almost Friday!

  4. August 16, 2012 at 10:22 AM

    AHHH! I just randomly stumbled on your blog. I used to read your other blog awhile back! Glad to see you back in the blogging world!

  5. August 16, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    I too, enjoyed some Honey Boo Boo and wine!

    I don't care what the haters say.. that show is hilarious.

  6. August 16, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    I saw your comment on Raven's blog, and decided to check out your blog. Newest follower here! ;)
    Have a great day!

  7. August 16, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Don't worry, you aren't the only one who has worn hairspray as perfume! I need to keep those two bottles further apart too...

  8. August 16, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    Last night was the first time I had ever seen Honey Boo Boo. OMG that show was like watching some kind of accident that you know you should but you just can't take your eyes off of it!

  9. August 16, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    I know people that actually use M.Oil as perfume cause they love the scent! No joke!


    i couldn't help but wonder...

  10. August 16, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Newest blog follower! I love that I have finally found someone like me who says oh my lanta! hahaha!


  11. August 16, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    oh my, honey boo boo... I can't help but want to watch more & more! haha :)

  12. August 16, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    I can't watch the honey boo boo show. I usually like trashy things but that's pushing it. I do, however, watch Toddlers and Tiaras which is just as bad.

  13. August 16, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    I have honey boo boo saved on my DVR. So glad you just reminded me I'm going to go watch it since there's nothing on TV tonight!

  14. August 17, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    when I watch Kayla and Kupono dance Gravity I cry. every single time.

  15. August 17, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    Oh my goodness, honey boo boo is tooo funny! My new favorite, no shame.

  16. August 18, 2012 at 2:50 AM

    Thank you, thank you, Thank you!! for posting the SYTYCD video...I bame back to school for forgetting it was on and missing Mia Michaels night!! Did they do the Travis/Heidi bench dance? Or the Breast Cancer one with Adai/ Melissa? So sad....i liked cole and lindsay, but Kupono was so...fierce and Kayla is a beautiful dancer.

  17. December 30, 2012 at 3:57 PM

    I loved that episode of SYTYCD too! Mia Michaels is incredible - the Kupono Gravity dance has always been my favorite. His facial expressions sealed the deal.


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